I hate you the least.
我最不讨厌你。
You're the one I text when I'm drunk.
你是那个我喝醉的时候唯一想传短信的人。
If you're a burger, I'm a burger.
如果你是一个汉堡，那我也是汉堡。
I'd totally shave my legs for you.
我愿意为你刮掉我的腿毛。
Being with you has made me so lame. I think I like it.
跟你在一起让我变得很废。不过我很喜欢这样。
You are the sun, the moon, the stars... and all that other good shit.
你是太阳，是月亮，是星星……和所有其他厉害的东西。
You're Okay.
你很好。
I knew I loved you when I farted and you didn't run away.
我好爱你，当我放屁的时候你没有逃走。
I love you more than pizza(or maybe a really close second).
我爱你胜过匹萨（或者以极其微小差距排名第二的东西）。
I love you for your brain.
我爱你的脑子。
You turn me on.
你点亮了我。
I can't believe I'm not sick of you yet!
真不敢相信我到现在还没对你感到厌倦！
I'm so glad you seducted me with your charming awkwardness.
谢谢你用你奇怪的个性让我深深着迷。
You warm my cold black heart.
你温暖了我又冷又黑暗的心。
